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Out of Line: Trade Offer

Mort Gerberg | Posted 11.18.2008 | Politics


Mort Gerberg

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Tips for Training the New First Dog

Jeffrey Shaffer | Posted 11.18.2008 | Living


Jeffrey Shaffer

Let the pup socialize with people. Grab an old shirt from Biden so the little tyke gets accustomed to his scent in the Oval Office, and can track him down quickly if the senate needs to break a tie.

Out Of Line: Black is the Reason

Mort Gerberg | Posted 11.18.2008 | Politics


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Out Of Line: Bury the Hatchet

Mort Gerberg | Posted 11.18.2008 | Politics


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"The Witch of Wall Street," a Cautionary Tale for Tough Times?

Erica Heller | Posted 11.15.2008 | Style


Erica Heller

Hetty Green was the world's richest woman, but also earned the nickname of the "Witch of Wall Street," with her severe Quaker clothing and staggering thriftiness.

Out of Line: Countdown

Mort Gerberg | Posted 11.13.2008 | Politics


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Bush and Obama: What Really (Might Have) Happened

James Rotondi | Posted 11.11.2008 | Politics


James Rotondi

"Yo, Barackulator -- you want a brew?" President-Elect Barack Obama looked up at George W. Bush, the lame-duck 43rd President of the United States, w...

Hospitality Checklist for Holiday Hosts

Jeffrey Shaffer | Posted 11.10.2008 | Style


Jeffrey Shaffer

Realize that, in addition to their luggage, guests may also bring along a wide assortment of lifestyle habits and personal preferences that will lodge in your memory forever.

Katt Williams Misses Late Night, Causes Confusion, Gets Arrested

Rip Empson | Posted 11.10.2008 | Entertainment


Rip Empson

I want to know what's up with Katt Williams, and I would like someone more qualified than myself to speculate as to what is causing Mr. Williams' sporadic and tardy behavior.

"Dirty Driving"

Jerry Zezima | Posted 11.09.2008 | Style


Jerry Zezima

Four years ago, when I turned 50, I got a new car. Suddenly, I turned over a new leaf and, for the first time since I got my driver's license, cleaned up my act.

Out of Line: 270

Mort Gerberg | Posted 11.08.2008 | Politics


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How Do I Thank Thee, Sarah Palin?

Erica Heller | Posted 11.08.2008 | Politics


Erica Heller

How do I Thank Thee, Sarah Palin? Let me count the ways... (With profound apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning)

Fake Quantum of Solace Theme Song -- Better Than The Real Thing

Scott Mendelson | Posted 11.07.2008 | Media


Scott Mendelson

This is a fake Quantum of Solace theme song, done by Joe Cornish which touches on something I've brought up a couple times. I.E. -- how the hell to ...

Top 10 Bad Things Obama Learned in His Intelligence Briefing

David Weinberger | Posted 11.07.2008 | Politics


David Weinberger

4. The Taliban are now twice as fierce, having discovered the awesome power of a good breakfast.

McCain's South Seas Nightmare

Wes Tyrell | Posted 11.06.2008 | Politics


Wes Tyrell

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Out Of Line: Post-Election Specials

Mort Gerberg | Posted 11.06.2008 | Politics


Mort Gerberg

Read more reaction from HuffPost bloggers to Barack Obama's victory in the 2008 presidential election...

Out of Line: Swing Voter

Mort Gerberg | Posted 11.04.2008 | Politics


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Post-Obama Cyncism Sets in Early: "Why Wait?"

William Klein | Posted 11.03.2008 | Politics


William Klein

In what observers say is the shortest "honeymoon" between the public and a new Administration, dissatisfaction with the Obama Administration began before it was even elected.

McCain Victory: Fat Chance

Tom McNichol | Posted 11.03.2008 | Politics


Tom McNichol

The margin of Barack Obama's electoral victory caught some pundits by surprise. But Obama's win was ensured when McCain failed to connect with voters ...

Lipstick on Doggerel

Evan Eisenberg | Posted 11.03.2008 | Politics


Evan Eisenberg

I wrote this bit of doggerel a while ago but only just got around to making it hyperdoggerel by equipping the stanza numbers with links. (Warning: VI...

"A message to the Red States"

Michealene Cristini Risley | Posted 11.01.2008 | Politics


Michealene Cristini Risley

I received this letter via an email chain and found it thought provoking amidst all the pre-election jitters. The writer forces us to think and reve...

Mort Gerberg | Posted 11.01.2008 | Home


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Mort Gerberg | Posted 11.01.2008 | Home


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Mort Gerberg | Posted 11.01.2008 | Home


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BOO!! Two Spine-Tingling Tales Of Terror

Chris Weigant | Posted 10.31.2008 | Politics


Chris Weigant

[Today's Hallowe'en column is in two ghastly parts -- one frightful, fingernail-chewing tale for each side of the corpse-ridden and zombified politica...