Robert J. Elisberg has been a commentator and contributor to such publications as the Los Angeles Times, Los Angeles Daily News, Los Angeles Magazine, C/NET and E! Online, and served on the editorial board for the Writers Guild of America.

Born in Chicago, he attended Northwestern University and received his MFA from UCLA, where he was twice awarded the Lucille Ball Award for comedy screenwriting. Not long afterwards, Elisberg sold his screenplay, "Harry Warren of the Mounties.” He was on staff of the animated series, “Flute Master,” and also co-wrote the independent film, “Yard Sale.” Most recently, he wrote the comedy-adventure screenplay, “The Wild Roses,” for Callahan Filmworks.

Among his other writing, Elisberg co-wrote a book on world travel. Currently, he writes a tech column for the Writers Guild of America, west. He also co-wrote the song, “Just One of the Girls” for the Showtime movie “Wharf Rat,” and wrote the book for the stage musical “Rapunzel!”.

Side note: in the late-1980s, he sold the screen story for "Three Men in Malacca" to producer Jack Abramoff. (Yes, that Jack Abramoff. Who knew?). The movie is unproduced, and he never even got invited on a junket.

Blog Entries by Robert J. Elisberg

Live from the Consumer Electronics Show: Day 1

Posted January 8, 2009 | 12:03 PM (EST)


Coming to you from the CES press room, where everyone says "hi" to the folks at Huffington Post. (Wave, guys. The Huffingtonians are here. Hey, you in the back, put down that muffin.)

There have been reports that the show will be more sparsely attended this year because of the...

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History Finally Judges George Bush

28 Comments | Posted January 6, 2009 | 10:03 AM (EST)


Throughout President George Bush's time in office, he has refused basic introspection by insisting repeatedly that it's not for him to say how his presidency will be judged, that it's up to History.

"I'll be frank with you," he again told ABC's Charles Gibson recently. "I don't spend a...

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The Best Flop Movie: "Joe vs. The Volcano"

17 Comments | Posted December 30, 2008 | 10:39 AM (EST)


One of the pleasures of this holiday movie season is the film, "Doubt." Not because it's so wonderfully done - which it is, on every level - but because it's allowed the great, Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright John Patrick Shanley the opportunity to once again direct a movie.

Therein lies the...

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Dick Cheney: the Only Person in the World Who Doesn't Know Why He's Unpopular

91 Comments | Posted December 29, 2008 | 02:30 PM (EST)


Vice President Dick Cheney has just told a Wyoming newspaper that he doesn't know why he's unpopular. His exact phrase was, "I don't have any idea. I don't follow the polls."

Well, okay, first of all, knowing why you're unpopular has nothing to do with following the polls. The polls...

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You Can't Handel the Truth: A Holiday Tradition

7 Comments | Posted December 24, 2008 | 10:52 AM (EST)


Last year, I wrote about new discoveries surrounding the holiday classic, Handel's "Messiah." A few months later, I followed it up with additional revelations. Given that 'tis its season yet again - it seems like a fine time to repeat the story, as just another of the many holiday traditions....

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The Writers Workbench: The Digital Pen is Mightier Than the Digital Sword

Posted December 23, 2008 | 10:47 AM (EST)


We've heard about the Electronic Office. And how digital files will replace paper. Well, while the former has happened, the latter hasn't. For one thing, paper - for many reasons - is just too convenient. For another, pens are just too handy. But...what if you could combine the two concepts....

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The Fourth Best Blog on the Internet

8 Comments | Posted December 18, 2008 | 10:52 AM (EST)


Whenever I've directed someone to the blog by Mark Evanier, they've come back with two reactions: 1) thanking me profusely for the pleasure it brought them, and 2), berating me because of all the time they now spend reading it.

The reason Mark Evanier has the Internet's fourth best blog,...

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Dear Republicans: You Lost. Get Over It.

22 Comments | Posted December 16, 2008 | 11:09 AM (EST)


A recent Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll got attention for its analysis of Barack Obama's huge popularity. But some very interesting other numbers slipped through the cracks. They point out the problems that Republicans face in their seemingly never-ending attempt to throw mud at President-elect Obama and shoot themselves...

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The Other Blago-Sphere Takes a Hit

9 Comments | Posted December 11, 2008 | 11:36 AM (EST)


The moment I heard that Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich had been arrested for suspicions of trying to sell the state's U.S. Senate appointment, it was obvious the jig was up.

Growing up in Illinois and with most of my family still there, I'd heard it all before. Vote Early,...

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Unfortunately, Rewriting Bush History Doesn't Change It

12 Comments | Posted December 9, 2008 | 11:12 AM (EST)


For those (including, as he always says, George Bush) waiting for history to make its judgment on George Bush, Republicans have already helped out and begun rewriting it beforehand.

In sports, this is called "playing the ref," arguing in hopes of getting a better call later on.

To...

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The AMPTP Strikes Again

18 Comments | Posted December 4, 2008 | 11:57 AM (EST)


After over four months negotiating with the AMPTP conglomerates, the Screen Actors Guild announced they were finally asking their members for a strike authorization vote.

I can feel their pain.

Admittedly, I know more about the writers negotiations than about the actors. But the response from the AMPTP was...

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What Barack Obama Owes the Blogosphere

16 Comments | Posted December 2, 2008 | 11:48 AM (EST)


As President-elect Barack Obama has put together his cabinet and advisers, the response has been a combination of praise and wariness. For the latter, it's generally raised the question of what he owes the left.

The answer is nothing.

To be clear, I'm hardly enamored with everyone who's been selected...

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The Real McCain

32 Comments | Posted November 25, 2008 | 11:03 AM (EST)


And so, now the election is over, and all's right with the world. There is John McCain on "Saturday Night Live," making fun of himself. There is John McCain, giving what is universally described as a wonderfully "gracious" concession speech. There is John McCain going on the "Tonight Show," making...

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The Writers Workbench: Say "Cheese" Digitally

Posted November 20, 2008 | 11:27 AM (EST)


Photography has gone through a twisted path. The earliest days, it was a difficult and convoluted process, loading the film (film, remember that?), lugging the bulky camera around, and manually configuring all the settings f-stop and aperture opening. Then Kodak and Polaroid (remember them?) simplified the process, either with instant...

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Oh. NOW, She Wants to Talk

107 Comments | Posted November 18, 2008 | 11:54 AM (EST)


For two months, when she was unknown, yet asking the American public to elect her vice president of the United States - when it mattered seriously for Americans to know precisely who she was and see her vetted in public- Sarah Palin couldn't be found anywhere near a challenging microphone....

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Return to Paradise: A Different Election Story

1 Comments | Posted November 13, 2008 | 10:38 AM (EST)


For all the circus-like turbulence that the American political system goes through every four years, there ended up being only one headline this election. But there were many stories.

Most occur far from the limelight, yet they have their own impact, even if just on the local lives they...

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Center-Right is Center-Wrong

23 Comments | Posted November 11, 2008 | 11:03 AM (EST)


Who knew?! According to razzle-dazzle conservative pundits, it turns out that the lesson of the 2008 election is that we are supposedly a "center-right" nation.

Yes, yes, I know, but stop laughing so that I can continue.

This reminds me of the joke about the definition of an economist. "An...

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One Sentence Helps Explain Why the GOP Lost

67 Comments | Posted November 6, 2008 | 10:54 AM (EST)


The final week of the campaign, a last-ditch fundraising email was sent out by the National Republican Senatorial Committee, under the name of actor Kelsey Grammer. It was notable in explaining the Republican loss for two reasons.

The first, and perhaps most bizarre, is a breathtaking oversight. Not once...

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"Politics of Change" Just Changed More Than You Think

5 Comments | Posted November 4, 2008 | 11:09 PM (EST)


There is a famous phrase, "The more things change, the more they stay the same." Well, tonight, there is a twist on that - because the more things stayed the same, the more things changed. Hold on a moment, I will explain.

Politics like symbols. This evening, a night of...

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The Biggest Loser of the Election is...

42 Comments | Posted November 4, 2008 | 11:13 AM (EST)


My friend Mark Evanier was expounding on one of his theories the other day. It always pays to listen, since he's so insightful and profoundly fair-minded. Even on one of those rare times I don't agree, it's worthwhile, because he not only still makes sense, but I end up wildly...

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