I can't. I won't. Because it won't matter. There is nothing I can say here that won't be picked apart in to a million bits by those that are looking for more grist for their mills.

I said words deemed profane by the FCC over commercial radio at a time...

Exxon Mobile has posted a $15 billion dollar profit this quarter. It's good news for them and their shareholders, as it is the largest profit in a quarter by any U.S. corporation in history, breaking their own record last quarter.

Obscene.

Now, autos are...

Sarah Palin's wardrobe malfunction of sorts wasn't that big of a deal to me. I went out to talk about it for a video rant, and encountered homophobia in the name of a McCain / Palin supporter. Watch through the end, it's priceless.

What's so priceless is that McCain and...

Universe please don't strike me down, but here, I'm going to say it: Leave Sarah Palin alone. Oh dear God, just the thought is absurd. But I mean it. So she spent a couple hundred thousand dollars of the Republican National Committee's money out of millions raised on clothing. This...

Bullwinkleconomics: McCain / Palin : The New Boris and Natasha

"Hey, America, the economy is tanking yet again. Watch me pull a new economic rescue plan out of my hat..."

"Again, but that trick never works..."

Yes, we've entered the era of Bullwinkleconomics....

How many of you have gotten a credible death threat?

I have. In fact, I get them all the time, via email, text message, telephone. As one of the very few openly gay talk show hosts on major market radio, a liberal one at that, well, you can imagine. Or...

"I'm Fontaine Maverick, And John McCain, You Are No Maverick..."

John McCain I know a Maverick, and you, sir, are no Maverick. Truly. I now know Fontaine Maverick, great-great-grand daughter of Samuel Augustus Maverick (1803-1870), and it was he and his sons for which the word was coined. And as...

Karma always gets even and I am so glad O.J. Simpson got a chance to taste that on October 3, 2008 as he was finally found guilty of all 12 counts in his most recent case of kidnapping, burglary and weapons charges. And the wonderful irony is that these guilty...

In one of the most watched Vice Presidential Debates, Sarah Palin tanked. So why is everyone saying she did better than expected? Is this not for the second highest job in the land, possibly first? Talking points with a beehive? It was time for a rant.

A headline last night on CNN: "Breaking News: President Bush Holds Bailout Talks, Bipartisan Members Working On Deal."

Yet another non-headline. Think about it: breaking news, members of the government doing their jobs, earning their pay. Truly. Why is this "historic" meeting historic in the first place? Why haven't these...

Who knew that being poor would actually help me one day? Well, today is that day.

You see, I've always had to worry about rent and then, luckily, mortgage payments. I work in entertainment; we don't have 401K plans, we have a union and a retirement plan but many of...

The Pop Culture Pig McCain / Palin have created may be running around in lipstick, but they would have been wiser to apply some gloss because it appears a week out it, and the McCain Palin ticket, is losing its shine.

But how could it not? Any intelligent person can...

Am I the only person left in America that thought that answering things like subpoenas wasn't optional? And not just in small claims cases or civil cases, but State investigations?

And is it just me, or is it safe to assume that if any of us were in contempt...

The candidates say they're all about change, all about not the same business as usual. Yet, not one person on the campaign trail can really say what is becoming painfully clear: for the near future, for the next decade or so, we're all screwed.

Energy solutions? Real ones are more...

The nation is depressed and in pain. It's obvious. Just go to www.rxlist.com and look up the most prescribed drugs for the past five years. Antidepressants and pain killers are in the top five always, usually number one or two.

I never really thought much of this until...

Civility is over rated, especially when your country is in danger. And America, we're in danger.

The Neoconservative Republicans are planning another coup so they complete their takeover of the Supreme Court and most other branches of government. No, I'm not a conspiracy theorist, just observant.

John McCain, in a...

I was going to vote for Barack Obama because I had to.

After his acceptance speech, I'm doing it because I want to.

As I sit listening to the recaps critics have already begun saying, well, it's just a speech, or just words. That, of course, could be said of...

In 2007, according to a new report, not one state decreased their state-wide obesity statistic. That means, America is on the fat train towards tubbo land and there's no sign of a retreat. The predictions vary in only one way, timing, but all agree that within the next seven to...

I know it's un-American, but I don't give one iota (the ninth and smallest letter of the Greek alphabet and thus slang for ONE BIT) whom John Edwards is screwing. Just as I don't care whom Bill Clinton was screwing, or Hillary for that matter, John McCain (whom I believe...

A lot has been said about gay marriage. I myself have spoken a lot about it on radio and TV. That is why I wrote and directed this small little minute video below. Because Thomas Jefferson got it right hundreds of years ago, and gay teens in CA need his...